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"Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career Michelle" - by Panic! At The Disco (via somione)

#welcome to night vale #wtnv spoilers
32,194 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 22:31       Via(Source)


My only regret is the time I wasted on heterosexuality

#about me #well not only but #certainly biggest
541,602 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 22:02       Via(Source)


i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

61,787 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 22:01       Via(Source)


In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile. 

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car responds by saying “Right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. Not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. Smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

In Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. A CAr is riding in another car. They make reference to the Popemobile. “Is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “Well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. This means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. Also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “Fossil fuel. As in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

#i only care about this post #there is nothing else i care about #just this post #cars #maybe i won't lose it this time
120,472 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:57       Via


Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

#gender roles
69,703 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:52       Via(Source)


the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

78,376 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:33       Via(Source)
Top 5 yaoi anatomies
#this is the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life #yaoi #body horror #aesthetic #dark 老师 #inspiration
32,191 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:30       Via(Source)
#food cw #me
679,987 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:16       Via(Source)
#GOSH #animals #this trolley is so tiny #and those carrots too #so tiny how #tiny bunny with tiny trolley with tiny carrots ;-;
248 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 21:08       Via(Source)

"Folk music is over."

Michelle Nguyen was a great new character. I really hope we hear more from her!


"Folk music is over."

Michelle Nguyen was a great new character. I really hope we hear more from her!

#welcome to night vale #fanart